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This is my second home
75 Contemporary SE Mk II 2004 Man. Sal. CDTi 135ps, FBH on red diesel, WinCE6 DD Join Date: May 2010
Location: Leeds
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The drill sergeant looks at the recruits at basic and says, "I'm going to give you four important words in the Army and you need to make a sentence as quick as possible.
The four words are; defence, defeat, deduct, and detail. Private Johnson, go!" Johnson just stares at the drill blankly..... "Boom, you're gone, Johnson. Smith, your turn!" Smith stammers, "Our defence budg-dg-dg...."...."You're gone too!" "Jones, defence, defeat, deduct, and detail, go!??? Without hesitation Jones says, "Defeat of deduct went over defence before detail!"
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Harry How To's and items I offer for free, or just to cover the cost of my expenses... http://www.the75andztclub.co.uk/foru...40#post1764540 Fix a poor handbrake; DIY ABS diagnostic unit; Loan of the spanner needed to change the CDT belts; free OBD diagnostics +MAF; Correct Bosch MAF cheap; DVB-T install in an ex-hi-line system; DD install with a HK amp; FBH servicing. I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money. |
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