Going to the movies

[FLYING BANANA]

An old farmer hardly ever left his property, but one Saturday night he decided to go in town and see a movie:

As he approached, the ticket agent asked. “Sir, what's that on your shoulder?”

The old farmer said. “That's my pet rooster, Clyde. Wherever I go, Clyde goes too.”

“I'm sorry, sir.” Said the ticket agent. “We can't allow animals in the theater.”

The old farmer walked away, went around the corner and stuffed Clyde down his overalls.

When he returned to the booth, he bought a ticket and entered the theater. Finding an empty seat, he sat down next to two elderly women named, Bertha and Marge.

The movie started and the rooster began to get restless and squirm. The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so Clyde could stick his head out and watch the movie.

“Marge.” Whispered Bertha. “I think the guy next to me is a pervert!”

“What makes you think so, Bertha?”

“He unfastened his pants and his, you know, Is sticking out.” Whispered Bertha.

“Oh, don't worry about it.” Said Marge. “At our age, we've seen 'em all!”

“I thought so too.” Said, Bertha. “But this one's eating my popcorn!”