Nicknames

[FLYING BANANA]

Some funny nicknames that have been given to some characters from Glasgow, Scotland by their workmates and friends:

*Two Soups*
His real name is Campbell Baxter.

*Norrie Two Bonnets*
The Glasgow taxi-driver who wears a wig under his cloth cap.

*The Colostomy*
The girlfriend of a married man (i.e. the wee bag on the side).

*The Boomerang Kid*
Whenever anyone at work asks a question, he always replies: “I'll get back to you on that.”

*The Parachute*
Lets everyone down at the last minute.

*Rembrandt*
Loves saying to colleagues: “Let me put you in the picture.”

*Bo Derek*
A chap called Derek with terrible body odour.

*The Genie*
Magically appears whenever anyone opens a bottle.

*Dulux*
His pals reckon he's only got one coat.

*Soapy*
Washes his hands of any problems that crop up..

*The Yeti*
Always on the sick. Many unconfirmed sightings of this guy, but nobody can prove he actually exists.

*The Gas Man*
He's serviced loads of old boilers.

*The Hostage*
When anyone asks for help he always replies: “Sorry, my hands are tied.”

*The Olympic Flame*
He never goes out.

And finally.....

There was a stevedore at Ramsgate harbour whose mates called him "The Ailing Crab"
He was always taking time off because one of his nippers was poorly.

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