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Number 6 · 5th July 2021, 11:05

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing £1000 bet:
The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.
Many people had tried, over time. weightlifters, dockers, etc., but nobody could do it.
One day, this scrawny little fellow came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit and said in a small voice. "I'd like to try the bet."
After the laughter had died down, the bartender said. "OK." Grabbed the lemon and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little fellow
But the Crowd's laughter turned to total silence, as the man clenched his little fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the £1000 and asked the little man. "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"
The little fellow quietly replied. "I work for the Inland Revenue

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Number 6 This is my second home Rover 75 tourer Club CD/Limo Tints Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Meneac Posts: 6,759 Thanks: 5,007 Thanked 1,609 Times in 869 Posts	Tight!! The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing £1000 bet: The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried, over time. weightlifters, dockers, etc., but nobody could do it. One day, this scrawny little fellow came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit and said in a small voice. "I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter had died down, the bartender said. "OK." Grabbed the lemon and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little fellow But the Crowd's laughter turned to total silence, as the man clenched his little fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the £1000 and asked the little man. "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?" The little fellow quietly replied. "I work for the Inland Revenue __________________ ] "I started out with nothing, and Ive still got most of it left!"