|
||
|
7th December 2021, 18:29 | #1 |
This is my second home
Rover 75 tourer Club CD/Limo Tints Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Meneac
Posts: 6,759
Thanks: 5,007
Thanked 1,609 Times in 869 Posts
|
Visiting the Doctors
An elderly man Paddy, goes into a pharmacy – reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.
He pours from the bottle onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist. “Could you taste this for me, please?” The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it. “Does that taste sweet to you?” says Paddy. “No, not at all,” says the chemist. “Oh that’s a relief,” says Paddy. “The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar.”
__________________
] "I started out with nothing, and Ive still got most of it left!" |
|
|