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FLYING BANANA · 6th July 2016, 07:42

After a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
"Ladies and Gentleman, this is your Captain welcome to flight 293 non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto the weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight, so sit back, relax and... OH, MY GOD!..............A scream then silence followed,
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you, while I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!".
One Irish passenger yelled... "For Christ's sake.....you should see the back of mine!!!"

6th July 2016, 07:42	#1
FLYING BANANA Moderator/Club Shop MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Rattler Farm Posts: 22,610 Thanks: 9,270 Thanked 15,645 Times in 6,806 Posts	Coffee After a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladies and Gentleman, this is your Captain welcome to flight 293 non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto the weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight, so sit back, relax and... OH, MY GOD!..............A scream then silence followed, Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you, while I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!". One Irish passenger yelled... "For Christ's sake.....you should see the back of mine!!!" __________________ 233,730 onen hag oll