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14th October 2020, 17:03 | #1 |
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An old eccentric woman bought a new house, she wanted to name th house but couldn't think of a good one. One day she was standing at her gate looking at the house, when a group of youths came past and started shouting "hairybum hairybum. So she thought that was splendid and named the house Hairybum.
A few weeks later she bought a dog for company and again couldn't think what to call its luck would have it, the group of youths walked by again and began shouting Willie,Willie . She thought this was a splendid name and so the dog was called Willie. The dog had a habit of running away and she was always going round the neighbours saying I can't find Willie., after a few hours of searching she decided to go to the police station and report the dog missing. When the desk clerk asked how he could help she replied, " I've looked all over my hairybum but I cannot find my Willie"
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I read this with high hopes .
I feel disappointed to be honest
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14th October 2020, 18:28 | #3 |
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14th October 2020, 18:42 | #4 |
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Come on I was having a laugh making a comment you should be happy I took the time to read and reply .
Still a little disappointed though lol My jokes are worse
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14th October 2020, 19:18 | #5 |
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Ah OK sorry, didn't realise you were joking, perhaps if you had added a smiley emoji I would have twigged. Another example if how the typed word can be interpreted the wrong way to the spoken word.
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14th October 2020, 19:59 | #6 |
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Very true my emoji skills are poor . We only got internet 8 months ago and we still have a coal fire (really) :-)
That's the best emogi I can manage
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As for emojis look to the box at the right of where you are typing your message and just click on the one you want
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(•‿•). It works
Thanks I feel connected to society. Life changing ( for me)
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We still have one.
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