May have lost my licence.

jackatesme · 22nd October 2020, 15:05

Got pulled over by police yesterday. Asked officer why i was stopped. He said i was drunk. Told him i don't drink. To prove i was drunk he asked me. "If it was late at night and you see 2 lights approaching you, what would it be." My reply "A car". Officer: "What car Volvo, BMW or a Ford." Me: "No idea." Officer: "That proves you are drunk." After some argument. Officer: "If there was 1 light approaching you what would it be." Me: "A Motor Bike." Officer: "What Bike, Honda, Kawasaki or Harley." Me "No idea." Officer " That is more proof you are drunk." After some more argument, i asked him could i question him. Me "If it was late at night and you see a woman on the side of the road, in a short skirt, high heels and just a Bra, what would she be." Officer: "A Prostitute." Me: "But which one, your wife your daughter or your mother." My court case is on Monday."

22nd October 2020, 15:05	#1
jackatesme This is my second home rover 75 saloon.Renault Captur 1.5 diesel. Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: rhymney Posts: 3,661 Thanks: 2,269 Thanked 1,242 Times in 702 Posts	May have lost my licence. Got pulled over by police yesterday. Asked officer why i was stopped. He said i was drunk. Told him i don't drink. To prove i was drunk he asked me. "If it was late at night and you see 2 lights approaching you, what would it be." My reply "A car". Officer: "What car Volvo, BMW or a Ford." Me: "No idea." Officer: "That proves you are drunk." After some argument. Officer: "If there was 1 light approaching you what would it be." Me: "A Motor Bike." Officer: "What Bike, Honda, Kawasaki or Harley." Me "No idea." Officer " That is more proof you are drunk." After some more argument, i asked him could i question him. Me "If it was late at night and you see a woman on the side of the road, in a short skirt, high heels and just a Bra, what would she be." Officer: "A Prostitute." Me: "But which one, your wife your daughter or your mother." My court case is on Monday." __________________ - John B signing out Maralyn was born 9th Sept 2004 14.44.48. 103,597 of 112,381 (75s) 3,021 of 4,744 Connie SE 239 of 1.685 Platinum Gold. "Maralyn": Platinum Blonde,Troublesome,Unpredictable.