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Old 12th May 2014, 16:36   #1
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Default Shot help

An irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally
shoots his wife.
He immediatly dials 999

irish man>>
its my fooken wife i've accidentally shot her
i've fooken killed her.

Operator>>
calm down sir can you first make sure she is actually dead.

Click bang!!

Irishman ok i've done that what next.
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Old 12th May 2014, 17:09   #2
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Brilliant freddie!
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Old 12th May 2014, 17:25   #3
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