The Chill Out Zone - Page 14497

coolcat · 24th February 2019, 14:17

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Originally Posted by FLYING BANANA

My Banana is broken. Yup! She has expired again. Waiting on breakdown. Not a happy person, in fact quite stressed. More tea? Oh! Go on then.

Are you going to give your Banana a "Damn good thrashing" ?

reworht · 24th February 2019, 14:21

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Originally Posted by coolcat

Are you going to give your Banana a "Damn good thrashing" ?

PERVERT

coolcat · 24th February 2019, 16:00

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Originally Posted by reworht

PERVERT

https://youtu.be/QSWBX72rDe4

Lancpudn · 24th February 2019, 17:30

Evening all, it's been another cracking day here, very pleasant, I went down to Stockport & picked up my greenhouse glass, all fitted now.

I've been re-potting my tomato/sweet pepper seedlings all afternoon, they've out grown the egg cartons I started them off in, saw my first daffodil in bloom today, Spring is almost here.

I had leftover bangers & mash from yesterday for tea, somehow it tasted better than it did yesterday.

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Originally Posted by reworht

Anyone fancy a really hot sausage

From next Thursday, 28th February, Aldi are selling Grim Reaper Pork Sausages, flavoured with the Ghost Chilli. This chilli is reputedly 417 times hotter than a jalapeno and is the fifth hottest grown to date

Pre-requisites for eating the sausages:

4 pints of ice cold milk - to sooth the burning sensation
A 12 pack of toilet rolls
A freezer - to cool number 2 above

Yikes! sounds a bit too hot for my plumbing & would induce industrial scale acid reflux

stevestrat · 24th February 2019, 18:00

Been a long tiring day!

FLYING BANANA · 24th February 2019, 18:27

Home. Large single malt or two and unwind. Banana home as well.

coolcat · 24th February 2019, 18:32

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Originally Posted by FLYING BANANA

Home. Large single malt or two and unwind. Banana home as well.

Is Banana all better now Bob?

FLYING BANANA · 24th February 2019, 19:05

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Originally Posted by coolcat

Is Banana all better now Bob?

Yes, Matt fitted another inertia switch. Seems ok now.

RPWC · 24th February 2019, 19:09

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Originally Posted by WillyHeckaslike

That was not a good response from the police Richard and it is something that should be brought to the attention of the Police and Crime Commissioner for the area in question. If as I suspect it is South Yorkshire then that will be Alan Billings. Click

The culprits are often persistent offenders and known to the police; the location, type of offence, circumstance and a description are all relevant parts of the jigsaw which should be of interest to any crimefighter. Presumably your colleague was just given a crime number over the phone for insurance purposes.

No idea Steve, he just works when he is needed, same as me, so I won’t find out more until next time I’m called in to work

RPWC · 24th February 2019, 19:25

I had a day from hell too, on Friday,did my first job of the day, went to move the van, key wouldn’t turn in the ignition. Much riving of the wheel and swearing later, still no joy. Called RAC, patrol arrived about 3 hours later,removed ignition barrel assembly and said the pins inside had collapsed,and a replacement was rest. He offered to either dismantle the barrel and hot wire the ignition to get me mobile or tow the van to my local garage. I asked if it had to be new or if used would do, he said used would be ok as long as it had the key. A call to the local Pug/Citroen breaker was successful, RAC man ran me across, 15 miles each way, then fitted the replacement lock assembly for me. First class service from that patrolman. I put in a commendation to RAC for his extra mile. I lost about 4 hours work, but still managed to get most of my jobs done.
NEVER BUY FRENCH VANS EVERYONE, they are #%^t and lose loads of value in a very short time.

24th February 2019, 18:00	#144965
stevestrat This is my second home ZT260 #243 (resting) Join Date: May 2010 Location: Prestonpans Posts: 22,481 Thanks: 650 Thanked 4,624 Times in 3,358 Posts	Been a long tiring day! __________________ Steve T4 Location Map

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FLYING BANANA Moderator/Club Shop MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Rattler Farm Posts: 22,568 Thanks: 9,270 Thanked 15,645 Times in 6,806 Posts	Home. Large single malt or two and unwind. Banana home as well. __________________ 233,431. That’s our second meet done, no.3 next weekend. onen hag oll

24th February 2019, 19:25	#144970
RPWC This is my second home 75 model car Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne Posts: 20,177 Thanks: 4,008 Thanked 5,083 Times in 3,114 Posts	I had a day from hell too, on Friday,did my first job of the day, went to move the van, key wouldn’t turn in the ignition. Much riving of the wheel and swearing later, still no joy. Called RAC, patrol arrived about 3 hours later,removed ignition barrel assembly and said the pins inside had collapsed,and a replacement was rest. He offered to either dismantle the barrel and hot wire the ignition to get me mobile or tow the van to my local garage. I asked if it had to be new or if used would do, he said used would be ok as long as it had the key. A call to the local Pug/Citroen breaker was successful, RAC man ran me across, 15 miles each way, then fitted the replacement lock assembly for me. First class service from that patrolman. I put in a commendation to RAC for his extra mile. I lost about 4 hours work, but still managed to get most of my jobs done. NEVER BUY FRENCH VANS EVERYONE, they are #%^t and lose loads of value in a very short time. __________________ Cheers. Rich…