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17th October 2017, 21:36 | #1 |
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I am SO FURIOUS!
I am SO FURIOUS! 😡
I went to Asda this morning for a bottle of coke to go with dinner. I was waiting in the self checkout line and I dropped a £20 note. The lady in front of me picked it up. I thanked her and told her that it was mine and she said, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector," and walked away!!! I looked at the person behind me who looked just as shocked as me, and I said, "Do I look like an ATM? Give me back my £20!" She had the nerve to walk away. I followed the lady into the car park. She was clearly walking at a fast pace to get away from me. When she got to her car she put the bags on the ground to open the boot. I was super angry at this point! I decided that her "finders keepers" rule just presented the perfect opportunity for retribution, so I grabbed her grocery bags, laughed, and then said "The things found on earth are kept by the collector!" I walked to my car. I was nervous, mad, but had a sense of satisfaction all at the same time. I can say I've never stolen anything in my life but...... 4 sirloin steaks 1 chicken 2 salmon steaks A nice little selection of cheeses Milk, eggs and bacon 4 tins of baked beans And..... 2 bottles of red wine! I thought.... WOW! Karma bit well here! Not bad for £20 (Plagarised of course )
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