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Old 16th October 2017, 20:07   #1
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Old 16th October 2017, 20:39   #2
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Made me laugh anyway - but perhaps it helps to enjoy it if you were brought up in NI. !!
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Reminds me of this -

"Think my foot has joined a paramilitary group."
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Old 16th October 2017, 20:49   #4
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Reminds me of this -

"Think my foot has joined a paramilitary group."
Just admit it Andy, that is not a sock, and you have just been raided by the police, and you are hiding the evidence
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Whatever you say, say nothin'
When you talk about you know what
For if you know who could hear you
You know what you'd get

For they'd take you off to you know where
For you wouldn't know how long
So for you know who's sake, don't let anyone
Hear you singing this song

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