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FLYING BANANA · 13th April 2022, 16:19

I think, I'm going to lose my licence and all just because of a stupid police officer who pulled me over on the way home from Newcastle this morning. The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:

Officer: "License and insurance, please, I think you are drunk!"

Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."

Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on the A9 at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"

Me: "A car."

Officer: "Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"

Me: "I have no idea!"

Officer: "So, you're drunk."

Me: "But I didn't drink anything."

Officer: "Okay, one more test. Imagine, you drive in the dark on the A96 at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it?

Me: "A motorcycle."

Officer: "Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"

Me: "I have no idea!"

Officer: "As I suspected, you're drunk!"

Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.

Me: "So, counter question. You're driving in the dark in a City at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"

Officer: "A prostitute of course."

Me: "Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"

Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend...

mileshawk56 · 17th April 2022, 13:52

No he wasnt too upset about that- it was the "why dont you catch some real criminals" that tipped the balance. Chris.S.

13th April 2022, 16:19	#1
FLYING BANANA Moderator/Club Shop MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Rattler Farm Posts: 22,555 Thanks: 9,270 Thanked 15,645 Times in 6,806 Posts	My case come up soon. I think, I'm going to lose my licence and all just because of a stupid police officer who pulled me over on the way home from Newcastle this morning. The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car: Officer: "License and insurance, please, I think you are drunk!" Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything." Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on the A9 at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?" Me: "A car." Officer: "Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?" Me: "I have no idea!" Officer: "So, you're drunk." Me: "But I didn't drink anything." Officer: "Okay, one more test. Imagine, you drive in the dark on the A96 at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it? Me: "A motorcycle." Officer: "Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?" Me: "I have no idea!" Officer: "As I suspected, you're drunk!" Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question. Me: "So, counter question. You're driving in the dark in a City at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?" Officer: "A prostitute of course." Me: "Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?" Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend... __________________ 233,320. New rear tyres on order for BBB. onen hag oll

17th April 2022, 13:52	#2
mileshawk56 Posted a thing or two MGZT Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: Berkshire Posts: 1,281 Thanks: 1,738 Thanked 299 Times in 216 Posts	No he wasnt too upset about that- it was the "why dont you catch some real criminals" that tipped the balance. Chris.S.