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Old 27th March 2021, 17:19   #1
FLYING BANANA
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Cool Sharks

A violent tropical storm enveloped a sailing yacht off the southern coast of Florida lasting all night and most of the next morning:

As the sky cleared and the seas calmed, the people on the yacht realised they were grounded on a coral reef about a mile from shore in shark infested waters.

Most of those aboard the yacht were badly injured from their ordeal.

The only able bodied that were on board were a doctor, a priest, and a lawyer.

The doctor says. "Someone is going to have to swim ashore and get some help. I would volunteer but most of the crew and passengers are in pretty bad shape and I am needed here to care for them."

The priest replies. "I would volunteer to go also but I might be needed to comfort the injured or perform last rights."

The lawyer says. "No problem."

He immediately strips off his shirt and dives into the shark infested water. There is a great turbulence in the water and then the doctor and priest notice that all of the sharks have formed a double line from the yacht to the beach allowing the lawyer to swim between them.

"My Goodness." Says the priest. "It is a miracle!"

The doctor looking at the lawyer swimming to shore says. "No, Father. It is not a miracle. It's professional courtesy!"
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