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Old 28th March 2021, 09:07   #1
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Cool The wife’s wishes

A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes:

She says. "I want my husband to have eyes only for me.
I want to be the only one in his life.
I want him to sleep always by my side.
I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes."

The Genie turned her into a Smart Phone....🤣🤣
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Old 28th March 2021, 11:36   #2
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I see you've recently changed your joke book Bob. Far better jokes recently
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