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15th July 2020, 14:48 | #1 |
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MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010
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For all dog owners everywhere.
My Flatulent Friend By Sid Oates
Quietly laid in his chair, with his legs in the air My springer quiescently snuggles He’s dreaming of food, either boiled, poached or stewed And wading through deep muddy puddles Then his buttock bassoon, played poignant tune As he blew off an adenoid wrecker This lugubrious note brought a lump to my throat And removed the catarrh from my pecker It was easy to tell, by the horrible smell That our Bailey had let off a beauty A malodourous stink, like a blocked kitchen sink Or his rear when he’d just done its duty His flatulent contortion was of epic proportion And was gruesome, beyond human thinking He just didn’t care that he’d caused me to swear As he lay unconcerned, quietly stinking Our beautiful springer had dropped a humdinger Unconcerned he had slipped out a snorter Though I squirted air spray, it would not go away In fact, it lasted an hour and a quarter I know my old friend doesn’t mean to offend But his wind make you physically ill Like a double O spy, he’s a dangerous guy ‘Cos this boy has a licence to kill. ***** copied from another site.
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233,431. That’s our second meet done, no.3 next weekend. onen hag oll |
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