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Old 29th April 2021, 16:37   #1
FLYING BANANA
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A man comes out of a house of ill repute, trying to ensure no one sees him but notices a small boy looking at him.

Boy: I saw where you are coming from.

The man gives him £5 and says please do not tell anyone.

Boy: Sure.

The man reaches home and about to open his main door, when he sees the same boy.

Boy: Now I know where you live.

The man gives him £5 more and says please do not tell anyone.

The next day while the boys mother is washing his clothes, she finds two £5 notes and ask him where he got them from?

Boy: No Mom I cannot tell, I given my word.

The mother takes him to church for confession.

When the boy is in confession box, he says: Now I also know where you work.
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