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Man walks into a well known superstore and asks an assistant where they kept the Irish Recipe Sausages.
"Are you Irish?" she asks "As a matter of fact I am, but if I asked for Bratwurst, would you ask if I was German?" "No". she replies. "Then why ask if I am Irish? "Because this Halfords" |
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In the interests of balancing racial stereotype jokes
Q How was copper wire invented ? A Two Scotsmen found a penny Told by an Englishman of Irish heritage, who has lived in Scotland (and quite a few other parts of the world). This club has members from all corners of the world..................please think before you post racist jokes Last edited by ratchet; 28th October 2019 at 16:34.. |
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And that's Human.
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As a Welshman and (sheep *******) i would like to complain nothing is made in the U.K. today. Bought a new T.V. yesterday,label on box."built in antenna"
Where the hell is that.?
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Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman and a Welshman, all serving sailors in Nelsons Navy. They had been very naughty boys and each were to be given 12 lashes. But because of there previous good character the Captain allowed them to put something on their backs to ease the pain.
The Englishman asks to have beef dripping, and then was lashed but still cried with pain. The Scotsman asks for lashing of haggis. He too feels the pain. The Welshman ask for nothing, was lashed but came away smiling. The Irishman asks for the Welshman |
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