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19th December 2021, 14:15
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The Lion
One morning, His Majesty the lion calls all the animals in the jungle to a meeting:
"Right." Says the lion. "I want every one of you to go out hunting and bring me back as much meat as you can. Anyone who fails to bring me meat, I will batter to death with my thing that hangs between my legs Later that day, a rabbit turns up with a basket of carrots. "You have to understand, Your Majesty, I'm a rabbit, I can't hunt, but I've brought you a basket of carrots." The lion towers over the rabbit and starts battering it with his thing that hangs between his legs The rabbit cries, laughs, cries, laughs, cries, laughs. "Why are you crying?" Says the lion. "It hurts." Says the rabbit. "And why the hell are you laughing?" Says the lion. "I've just seen the hedgehog." Says the rabbit. "And he's gathering mushrooms." ***(Had to keep it clean to avoid the swear filter)
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 233,250. And that was our first event of 2024. onen hag oll |
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