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12th July 2019, 17:49 | #1 |
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One of those cold calling claims people just phoned me. They wanted to talk to me about my recent car accident, was I hurt they asked ?
Yes I said. I got a lot of sympathy and then I was passed to another handler. They took down all my details etc, (all false) and then asked about the accident. I told them how my car was crushed between 2 Tesco lorries, how the fire fighters cut me out and the paramedics kept me alive while all this was going on. The 'blue light' special to Guys hospital in London as I was too injured to fly. They asked how serious my injuries were, all the while they were hearing the cash registers ringing. I then gravely told them how I lost my legs. Kerching! Tescos were going to get screwed. I was then asked if there were any complications. I explained I died a few days later and my funeral is next Thursday. Apparently, I'm a time wasting person..........
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12th July 2019, 18:56 | #2 |
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Oh, I so want to do that to them
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12th July 2019, 19:23 | #3 |
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I did that once ( seriously) got the call we understand you were injured in a non fault accident? I said yes that's right, it affected my memory. I have no recollection of any accident. CLICK went the phone
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15th July 2019, 21:15 | #4 |
I really should get out more.......
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That is pure class!
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