Tuesday Night Humour............

carlpenn · 15th January 2008, 20:23

Due to a Power outage, there was only one Paramedic who responded to the call..................A Pregnant mother about to give birth............

The house was very dark, So the Paramedic asked James, a 5 year old boy, to hold a Torch high over his Mummy while the Paramedic helped deliver the Baby.............

So, Diligently, without question, James held the Torch, His Mother pushed and pushed and after an hour or two, Peter was born............

The Paramedic lifted Peter by his feet and spanked his bottom, Peter wailed his first few breaths........

The Paramedic turned to James and thanked him for his help and then asked James what he thought of the whole experience.........

James responded..................."Well, he shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place, I think you should smack his backside again !!

Timbo.P6 · 19th January 2008, 20:12

I like it a lot.

15th January 2008, 20:23	#1
carlpenn This is my second home 2000 Wedgey Blue 2.5V6 Beauty Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Bilston Posts: 4,486 Thanks: 36 Thanked 29 Times in 16 Posts	Tuesday Night Humour............ Due to a Power outage, there was only one Paramedic who responded to the call..................A Pregnant mother about to give birth............ The house was very dark, So the Paramedic asked James, a 5 year old boy, to hold a Torch high over his Mummy while the Paramedic helped deliver the Baby............. So, Diligently, without question, James held the Torch, His Mother pushed and pushed and after an hour or two, Peter was born............ The Paramedic lifted Peter by his feet and spanked his bottom, Peter wailed his first few breaths........ The Paramedic turned to James and thanked him for his help and then asked James what he thought of the whole experience......... James responded..................."Well, he shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place, I think you should smack his backside again !! __________________ 2.5V6 Auto: Work carried out so far: Crankcase Breather Pipe replaced, O/S CV Joint replaced, Starter Motor Repair Kit Fitted, Front Suspension Overhauled.

19th January 2008, 20:12	#2
Timbo.P6 Posted a thing or two ROVER 75 CONNOISSEUR T SE WITH MISSING SATNAV ROVER P6 2000 SC Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Doncaster Posts: 1,484 Thanks: 429 Thanked 77 Times in 44 Posts	I like it a lot.