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A man was walking home one night
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him FASTER...FASTER...BUMP...BUMP... BUMP...He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clappingclappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...on his heels, the terrified man runs.Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... and, (hopefully you're ready for this!!!) The coffin stops!
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21st January 2008, 10:24 | #2 |
Posted a thing or two
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Oh my dear lord.
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21st January 2008, 13:02 | #3 |
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I had to stand across the other side of the room to read that...
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21st January 2008, 14:40 | #4 |
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I suppose if a joke's worth telling, it's worth telling LOUD
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Sorry gents , cut and paste this morning, late for work.
However I was with Actross (brian) this week end and it does need to be that big for him to read....
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21st January 2008, 15:08 | #6 |
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I used to use this on another forum (from which I am now banned - though not because of this)
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21st January 2008, 15:36 | #7 |
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21st January 2008, 18:47 | #8 |
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OMGGGGG Dave what can I say, I think you have lost it mate, :lol: I take far less room up with all my spam
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