Never let the Wife fill the car

byways · 22nd January 2008, 17:34

Auchtermuchty Petrol Station.
A petrol station in Auchtermuchty was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up." Soon Tam pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
Tam then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry son, nae sex this time."
A week later, Tam came along with his mate Shug and pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
Tam guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 4. You were close again son, but again,nae free sex this time."
As they were driving away, Shug said to Tam , "I think that game is rigged and he disnae really gie away free sex."
Tam quickly retorted, "Naw it isnae rigged Shug, ma missus wan it twice last week !"

CDTi · 22nd January 2008, 17:45

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22nd January 2008, 17:34	#1
byways Avid contributor rover 75 saloon Join Date: May 2007 Location: Nottingham Posts: 120 Thanks: 37 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Never let the Wife fill the car Auchtermuchty Petrol Station. A petrol station in Auchtermuchty was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up." Soon Tam pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Tam then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry son, nae sex this time." A week later, Tam came along with his mate Shug and pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Tam guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 4. You were close again son, but again,nae free sex this time." As they were driving away, Shug said to Tam , "I think that game is rigged and he disnae really gie away free sex." Tam quickly retorted, "Naw it isnae rigged Shug, ma missus wan it twice last week !"

22nd January 2008, 17:45	#2
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