A man was walking home one night

stocktake · 21st January 2008, 10:21

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him FASTER...FASTER...BUMP...BUMP... BUMP...He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clappingclappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...on his heels, the terrified man runs.Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and,

(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)

The coffin stops!

Tom Collins · 21st January 2008, 10:24

Oh my dear lord.

tourerfogey · 21st January 2008, 13:02

I had to stand across the other side of the room to read that...

baxlin · 21st January 2008, 14:40

I suppose if a joke's worth telling, it's worth telling LOUD

Malcolm

stocktake · 21st January 2008, 14:43

Sorry gents , cut and paste this morning, late for work.

However I was with Actross (brian) this week end and it does need to be that big for him to read....

tourerfogey · 21st January 2008, 15:08

I used to use this on another forum (from which I am now banned - though not because of this)

baxlin · 21st January 2008, 15:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by tourerfogey

I used to use this on another forum (from which I am now banned - though not because of this)

C'mon, TF, told you a million times not to exaggerate........

ragitty · 21st January 2008, 18:47

OMGGGGG Dave what can I say, I think you have lost it mate, :lol: I take far less room up with all my spam

21st January 2008, 10:21	#1
stocktake Vis Whiz Rover 75 2.5 auto Saloon Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: LEEDS Posts: 20,591 Thanks: 2,057 Thanked 3,056 Times in 1,621 Posts	A man was walking home one night A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him FASTER...FASTER...BUMP...BUMP... BUMP...He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clappingclappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...on his heels, the terrified man runs.Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... and, (hopefully you're ready for this!!!) The coffin stops! __________________ Dave... Lost a few stones and a Gall Bladder and part of a bile duct and all of my dignity in the suppository incident

21st January 2008, 10:24	#2
Tom Collins Posted a thing or two Mondeo 2.0 cdti Ghia Auto Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Leicester Posts: 1,731 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Oh my dear lord. __________________ In vino veritas [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Does Magna Carta mean nothing to you? Did she die in vain?

21st January 2008, 14:43	#5
stocktake Vis Whiz Rover 75 2.5 auto Saloon Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: LEEDS Posts: 20,591 Thanks: 2,057 Thanked 3,056 Times in 1,621 Posts	Sorry gents , cut and paste this morning, late for work. However I was with Actross (brian) this week end and it does need to be that big for him to read.... __________________ Dave... Lost a few stones and a Gall Bladder and part of a bile duct and all of my dignity in the suppository incident

21st January 2008, 18:47	#8
ragitty I really should get out more....... Jeep Cherokee Orvis Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Leicester Posts: 2,666 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	OMGGGGG Dave what can I say, I think you have lost it mate, :lol: I take far less room up with all my spam __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Dance like no-ones watching

21st January 2008, 13:02	#3
tourerfogey Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	I had to stand across the other side of the room to read that...

21st January 2008, 14:40	#4
baxlin This is my second home Volvo C70 Convertible and JZR 3 wheeler Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Tring, Herts Posts: 3,960 Thanks: 124 Thanked 173 Times in 124 Posts	I suppose if a joke's worth telling, it's worth telling LOUD Malcolm

21st January 2008, 15:08	#6
tourerfogey Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	I used to use this on another forum (from which I am now banned - though not because of this)