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Old 25th January 2008, 15:53   #1
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Default Dark And Stormy Night

DARK AND STORMY NIGHT

They were together in the House.

Just the two of them.

It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.

She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance...she wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm.

Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out... She screamed...
He raced to the sofa where she was cowering.
He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms.
He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back.


He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.

The storm raged on...


They knew it was wrong...they were from different cultures, different backgrounds, their families would never understand... So consumed were they in their feelings of passion intertwined with fear that, they never heard the creaking of the floorboards under the weight of the footsteps, they never heard the opening of the door...just the faint click of a camera......

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Old 25th January 2008, 15:57   #2
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Raining cats and dogs was it?
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Old 25th January 2008, 18:12   #3
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Brought a Chuckle from Mrs Dotcom.
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Old 25th January 2008, 20:36   #4
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Brilliant Dave in true Stocktake style.
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Old 26th January 2008, 00:25   #5
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