Painting

ragitty · 26th January 2008, 14:13

Blonde woman painting house, husband walks in and cannot believe how well she is getting on, in his curiosity he has to ask her why she is wearing a leather jacket and a parka.
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helloooooooo she screams read the tin, for best results it says to use two coats.

JohnDotCom · 26th January 2008, 16:21

Now you will start up our Scooterchick and Others.

stocktake · 26th January 2008, 17:27

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Originally Posted by JohnDotCom

Now you will start up our Scooterchick and Others.

Unless she has secretly bought that Micra

Greeners · 26th January 2008, 17:29

similar to......

why have women got small feet...........................

so they can stand closer to the sink......

Dragrad · 26th January 2008, 17:36

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Originally Posted by Greeners

similar to......

My Aunt, many years ago she discovered a dip-stick under the bonnet. Upon examination she saw that the level was a bit low, so she started to pour oil down the dip-stick hole. A neighbour saw her some time later and pointed out where the oil should be poured. So she did, to to the rim!!!

Same aunt upon completing her driving test, was told by the examiner that she had passed on her sixth attempt, he then told her to turn into the driving school entrance. This she did and promptly crashed into a parked Police car!!! She failed...........

Trouble is, it's all TRUE..........

26th January 2008, 14:13	#1
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26th January 2008, 17:29	#4
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26th January 2008, 16:21	#2
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