False details.

FLYING BANANA · 15th March 2024, 18:09

02080490090 have just cold called me. They wanted to talk to me about my recent car accident, was I hurt they asked ?
Yes I said. I got a lot of sympathy and then I was passed to another handler. They took down all my details etc, (all false) and then asked about the accident.
I told them how my car was crushed between 2 Tesco lorries, how the fire fighters cut me out and the paramedics kept me alive while all this was going on. The 'blue light' special to Guys hospital in London as I was too injured to fly.
They asked how serious my injuries were, all the while they were hearing the cash registers ringing. I then gravely told them how I lost my legs. Kerching! Tescos were going to get screwed.
I was then asked if there were any complications. I explained I died a few days later and my funeral is next Thursday.
Apparently, I'm a time wasting so and so.

gnu · 15th March 2024, 18:20

Takes one to know one.

Southcoaster · 15th March 2024, 18:28

Brilliant!

Dorchester2 · 16th March 2024, 08:21

I chuckled all the way!

torque2me · 19th March 2024, 11:41

So they didn't offer to progress your case then. ;-)
Kev

15th March 2024, 18:09	#1
FLYING BANANA Moderator/Club Shop MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Rattler Farm Posts: 22,568 Thanks: 9,270 Thanked 15,645 Times in 6,806 Posts	False details. 02080490090 have just cold called me. They wanted to talk to me about my recent car accident, was I hurt they asked ? Yes I said. I got a lot of sympathy and then I was passed to another handler. They took down all my details etc, (all false) and then asked about the accident. I told them how my car was crushed between 2 Tesco lorries, how the fire fighters cut me out and the paramedics kept me alive while all this was going on. The 'blue light' special to Guys hospital in London as I was too injured to fly. They asked how serious my injuries were, all the while they were hearing the cash registers ringing. I then gravely told them how I lost my legs. Kerching! Tescos were going to get screwed. I was then asked if there were any complications. I explained I died a few days later and my funeral is next Thursday. Apparently, I'm a time wasting so and so. __________________ 233,431. That’s our second meet done, no.3 next weekend. onen hag oll

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15th March 2024, 18:28	#3
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19th March 2024, 11:41	#5
torque2me Posted a thing or two MG ZT Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Hatfield Posts: 1,378 Thanks: 240 Thanked 144 Times in 118 Posts	So they didn't offer to progress your case then. ;-) Kev