Old Ladies

Number 6 · 14th December 2021, 21:30

hree old ladies, Gertrude, Maude and Tilly, were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation.

Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in a trench coat approached them from across the park.

He was holding his coat together with his hands and didn’t seem to be wearing anything underneath it.

The young man came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them, and opened his trench coat in one quick motion.

Gertrude immediately had a stroke

Seeing her friend’s reaction, Maude also had a stroke.

But Tilly, bless her heart, being older and more feeble than her friends, couldn’t quite reach that far..

14th December 2021, 21:30	#1
Number 6 This is my second home Rover 75 tourer Club CD/Limo Tints Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Meneac Posts: 6,759 Thanks: 5,007 Thanked 1,609 Times in 869 Posts	Old Ladies hree old ladies, Gertrude, Maude and Tilly, were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation. Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in a trench coat approached them from across the park. He was holding his coat together with his hands and didn’t seem to be wearing anything underneath it. The young man came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them, and opened his trench coat in one quick motion. Gertrude immediately had a stroke Seeing her friend’s reaction, Maude also had a stroke. But Tilly, bless her heart, being older and more feeble than her friends, couldn’t quite reach that far.. __________________ ] "I started out with nothing, and Ive still got most of it left!"