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29th March 2019, 04:08
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A sexual act spelt out
What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather Kinky = using the whole chicken 
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29th March 2019, 20:21
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Why did the pervert cross the road?
Cos he couldn't get his ____ out of the chicken.
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29th March 2019, 21:06
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What do you call a chicken crossing the road
Poultry in motion 😂 Sent from my VFD 710 using Tapatalk |
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30th March 2019, 20:42
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Why did the chicken cross the road to the bar
. . . . . . . . . . . . .. . .. . . . .. .. . . .. . .. . .. . . . .. . because he was clucking  
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Dave...  Lost a few stones  and a Gall Bladder and part of a bile duct and all of my dignity in the suppository incident
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Brilliant
 You hatched that one quickly
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