Santa

Simon W · 20th December 2006, 11:04

(A re-post)

GreyGhost · 20th December 2006, 11:16

That's right you just go ahead and ruin Christmas for all of us.

Santa is a real figment of my imagination and he's coming to my house on Christmas night. So ner.

Aga · 20th December 2006, 11:20

Superb logic!!
Perhaps you can do a similar piece to explain to my ex-wife reasons why I should not be expected to fund her extravagant lifestyle!
Cheers (I was about to say "Xmas Cheers", but it would obviously be wasted on you!!

GreyGhost · 20th December 2006, 11:25

Moving this one to social forum too.

baxlin · 20th December 2006, 12:05

Sorry Simon, you've forgotten

"THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS"

Mind you, thinking logically, in the Natural History museum here in Tring there's a dinosaur bone that's 2,000,003 years old, according to the attendant.

When asked how he could be so exact, he said "Well when I started here 3 years ago, I was told it was 2 million years old................"

Spôôk · 21st December 2006, 10:35

Relax everybody, Simon is way off.
Off course Santa exist.

Simon, as an engineer you must have heard of Quantum physics and Wormholes. Santa doesn't just work on X-mas evening ...
He works ALL year. Bringing out gifts to the NICE people that believes in him (that's probably why you haven't seen him Simon).

Next you'll be telling us there are no Trolls, Lepricorns and Elfs

What is the World comm .... (he walks off muttering to himself)

baxlin · 21st December 2006, 12:05

Simon, Just look at the overwhelming evidence:

Millions of kids get their stockings filled with presents, someone eats all the mince pies and drinks all the sherry left out on Christmas Eve, there are Santa's grottos in every shop, so,

SANTA DOES EXIST!!,

and here's a picture to prove it

Nick Hoare · 21st December 2006, 16:14

Santa IS real, all this stuff on this thread is rubbish.

Long live Santa.

Spôôk · 21st December 2006, 17:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simon W

Spook - what proof do you have that he exists? Have you got any pictures of him?

Just because Denmark has more snow than Great Britain, it doesn't mean that every Danish man with a white beard and a red coat is Santa!

Anyway, even if he does exist, and even if he does work all year (364 days because he can't work Christmas Day), he still only has 281.806 thousandths of a second for each house.

That is just over 1/4 of a second to do absolutely everything - which is clearly impossible.

EVEN if it wasn't impossible, Santa would have to work 24 hours every day. No-one can work 24 hours a day, every single day.

So - if Santa did exist once, he has had no sleep at all and has therefore now died of exhaustion.

In other words, he is still dead.

I rest my case!

(mutter, mutter, Simon ... mutter) ... Now where to begin?
As even the smallest child can tell you, Santa lives in Denmark - well Greenland (our Northern colony [shush, don't let them hear that]. Due to the technology involved in wormholes and the much acclaimed relativity theory of my learned friend Albert Einstein, Santa can travel back and forward in time, and THEREFORE has all the time in the WORLD.

You want Photographic proof that he exists?
Is that the engineers way of saying "If I do not have your picture you do not exist?" Ehrmm, do you have my picture? Please... don't make me obsolete by saying no

No, my good man. Santa exists - just as Grey Ghosts and Spooks do

GreyGhost · 21st December 2006, 18:02

The next person to deny Santa will have a temporary banning order imposed until they give in and buy me a Christmas present.

By order of the mangement (spelling).:xmas-smiley-009:

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Spôôk Gets stuck in Rover 75 CDTi Conn. SE Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: EU (Denmark, just North of Copenhagen) Posts: 650 Thanks: 29 Thanked 55 Times in 45 Posts	Relax everybody, Simon is way off. Off course Santa exist. Simon, as an engineer you must have heard of Quantum physics and Wormholes. Santa doesn't just work on X-mas evening ... He works ALL year. Bringing out gifts to the NICE people that believes in him (that's probably why you haven't seen him Simon). Next you'll be telling us there are no Trolls, Lepricorns and Elfs What is the World comm .... (he walks off muttering to himself) __________________ My Rover 75 after i did the latest mods [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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GreyGhost Banned 180+ Sport Auto Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bedford Middle Level Posts: 17,787 Thanks: 0 Thanked 18 Times in 5 Posts	That's right you just go ahead and ruin Christmas for all of us. Santa is a real figment of my imagination and he's coming to my house on Christmas night. So ner.

20th December 2006, 11:20	#3
Aga Gets stuck in MG ZT+ CDTi Black Pearl Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portchester (nr Portsmouth) Posts: 534 Thanks: 10 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Superb logic!! Perhaps you can do a similar piece to explain to my ex-wife reasons why I should not be expected to fund her extravagant lifestyle! Cheers (I was about to say "Xmas Cheers", but it would obviously be wasted on you!!

20th December 2006, 11:25	#4
GreyGhost Banned 180+ Sport Auto Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bedford Middle Level Posts: 17,787 Thanks: 0 Thanked 18 Times in 5 Posts	Moving this one to social forum too.

20th December 2006, 12:05	#5
baxlin This is my second home Volvo C70 Convertible and JZR 3 wheeler Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Tring, Herts Posts: 3,960 Thanks: 124 Thanked 173 Times in 124 Posts	Sorry Simon, you've forgotten "THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS" Mind you, thinking logically, in the Natural History museum here in Tring there's a dinosaur bone that's 2,000,003 years old, according to the attendant. When asked how he could be so exact, he said "Well when I started here 3 years ago, I was told it was 2 million years old................"

21st December 2006, 12:05	#7
baxlin This is my second home Volvo C70 Convertible and JZR 3 wheeler Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Tring, Herts Posts: 3,960 Thanks: 124 Thanked 173 Times in 124 Posts	Simon, Just look at the overwhelming evidence: Millions of kids get their stockings filled with presents, someone eats all the mince pies and drinks all the sherry left out on Christmas Eve, there are Santa's grottos in every shop, so, SANTA DOES EXIST!!, and here's a picture to prove it

21st December 2006, 18:02	#10
GreyGhost Banned 180+ Sport Auto Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bedford Middle Level Posts: 17,787 Thanks: 0 Thanked 18 Times in 5 Posts	The next person to deny Santa will have a temporary banning order imposed until they give in and buy me a Christmas present. By order of the mangement (spelling).:xmas-smiley-009: