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21st December 2006, 18:12 | #11 |
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I have been reading this thread and to be honest I am quite shocked that anyone could say Santa does not exist.
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Hey look everyone... In around 24 hours time Santa will be coming.... better get your cameras and books on quantum mechanics and relativity theory out....
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24th December 2006, 06:25 | #13 |
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Have you all forgotten about the magic dust???????
To help Santa you put any presents in the wardrobe and sprinkle them with magic dust (it looks a bit like pepper) that way they get magically magicked to Santa's grotto and shrink to fit in his sack. If he's not real who drinks the Whisky and eats the mince pie and carrot? Who walks soot all round the house? More to the point who was that bloke in my bed with the Mrs when I get home on christmas eve last year????????????????
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Santa could not have been in bed with your mrs as he is in a relationship with the tooth fairy
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Whats about Mrs.Clause?!
Don't tell me, she's ran off with Jack Frost....!?! |
24th December 2006, 16:54 | #17 |
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OK Simon, here's the deal. If you're right, you get no presents, if I'm right, I do!!!
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25th December 2006, 11:25 | #18 |
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:xmas-smiley-002: No, Rudolf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :xmas-smiley-005: + = :xmas-smiley-002:
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