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Old 21st December 2006, 18:12   #11
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I have been reading this thread and to be honest I am quite shocked that anyone could say Santa does not exist.

Here is the proof that he does...........................

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Old 23rd December 2006, 23:21   #12
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Hey look everyone... In around 24 hours time Santa will be coming.... better get your cameras and books on quantum mechanics and relativity theory out....

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Old 24th December 2006, 06:25   #13
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Have you all forgotten about the magic dust???????
To help Santa you put any presents in the wardrobe and sprinkle them with magic dust (it looks a bit like pepper) that way they get magically magicked to Santa's grotto and shrink to fit in his sack.
If he's not real who drinks the Whisky and eats the mince pie and carrot? Who walks soot all round the house? More to the point who was that bloke in my bed with the Mrs when I get home on christmas eve last year????????????????
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Old 24th December 2006, 14:48   #14
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More to the point who was that bloke in my bed with the Mrs when I get home on christmas eve last year????????????????
Ha! I knew it! Santa's a bigamist!!!!
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Old 24th December 2006, 15:37   #15
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Santa could not have been in bed with your mrs as he is in a relationship with the tooth fairy
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Old 24th December 2006, 15:42   #16
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Whats about Mrs.Clause?!

Don't tell me, she's ran off with Jack Frost....!?!
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Old 24th December 2006, 16:54   #17
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OK Simon, here's the deal. If you're right, you get no presents, if I'm right, I do!!!

Happy Christmas

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Old 25th December 2006, 11:25   #18
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Whats about Mrs.Clause?!

Don't tell me, she's ran off with Jack Frost....!?!
No, Rudolf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :xmas-smiley-005: + = :xmas-smiley-002:
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Old 25th December 2006, 12:38   #19
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No, Rudolf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :xmas-smiley-005: + = :xmas-smiley-002:
And to think we were told that his nose glows to light the way ahead... I dunno, what is the world comming to?!
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