The Chill Out Zone

[coolcat]

Originally Posted by barney bear

I've never met a woman yet who didn't **** I've met loads who deny it, but they are all telling porkies

How can f a r t be a swear word

Trouser burp works for me

Just waiting for my mate Chris to turn up with the Kebabs

[Rev Jules]

When women do bottie burps, they just make a noise like phtttt!, and say was that me, and blame the dog?

Rev Jules

[A19_Graham]

Originally Posted by stevestrat

I read Shawn’s post about heating the IPK with an electric blanket to eliminate lines. I have a few lines on the IPK in the 260. I’ve stripped the electric blanket off the bed . . . . how are you supposed to get it behind the dash

More importantly, how you gonna keep your bed Toasty

[stevenicks]

My other half isn't the Miss prim and proper as she thinks she is. When she farts in the bath It feels as if the ceiling is going to cave in! Women eh?

[barney bear]

Originally Posted by coolcat

Trouser burp works for me

Just waiting for my mate Chris to turn up with the Kebabs

Originally Posted by Rev Jules

When women do bottie burps, they just make a noise like phtttt!, and say was that me, and blame the dog?

Rev Jules

Originally Posted by stevenicks

My other half isn't the Miss prim and proper as she thinks she is. When she farts in the bath It feels as if the ceiling is going to cave in! Women eh?

If your bottom burps in public,
Try to say in time,
Goodness gracious what a whiff,
It doesn't smell like mine

[stevestrat]

Originally Posted by stevenicks

My other half isn't the Miss prim and proper as she thinks she is. When she farts in the bath It feels as if the ceiling is going to cave in! Women eh?

I hope she never sees this

[Leyland Worldmaster]

Evening all! How are you all? Marinade prepared in the Leyland kitchen!

[barney bear]

Originally Posted by Leyland Worldmaster

Evening all! How are you all? Marinade prepared in the Leyland kitchen!

How's it going Stu? I'm loving the little cheeky Leyland badge hiding by the pan What's the orange around the edges in the pan Mr Worldmaster?

[barney bear]

Originally Posted by stevestrat

I hope she never sees this

Or that nobody tells her about all the things Steve says when she can't see his posts

[Leyland Worldmaster]

Originally Posted by barney bear

How's it going Stu? I'm loving the little cheeky Leyland badge hiding by the pan What's the orange around the edges in the pan Mr Worldmaster?

Thankyou! That Leyland badge is a present from someone who works at the Leyland museum you visited last week, the flying a.r.s.e.hole badge I used to use was given to my ex! I wear my present on my uniform to remind me of my friends in and around Leyland. Yes the orange peel is part of the marinade! Adds a certain something! How are you and yours?