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Old 3rd June 2013, 22:04   #1
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Hit it with a glass hammer. Then use some nonstick glue. And dont forget the sky hook
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Old 3rd June 2013, 22:06   #2
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Maybe some Tartan paint too
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Old 3rd June 2013, 23:12   #3
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Old 4th June 2013, 05:08   #4
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My car is making a funny noise.
You mean, let me understand this … cuz I … maybe its me, maybe I’m a little messed up maybe. It’s funny how? I mean funny, like a clown? It amuses you? It makes you laugh? It’s there to ******* amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How is it funny?
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Old 4th June 2013, 05:24   #5
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Idiots you lot, don't you know the gigglepin will always fall out of the laughingshaft if you don't fit the chuckle washer
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Old 4th June 2013, 08:24   #6
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Idiots you lot, don't you know the gigglepin will always fall out of the laughingshaft if you don't fit the chuckle washer
Lol, very good! Made me laugh :-)
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What about a Glass Hammer?
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Old 4th June 2013, 08:39   #8
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What about a Glass Hammer?
See post 7 Mr D
You need a different one :-)
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Old 5th June 2013, 20:52   #9
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A Box of valve clearances always helps
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I think you should go to your local butcher and ask for straight "S" hook
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