50 shades of grey ....

[Mason6]

The missus bought a paperback down Shepton Mallet way
I had a look inside her bag ... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it and at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared the sight filled me with dread...
In her left she held a rope and in her right a whip
she threw them down upon the floor and then began to strip!
Well fifty years or so ago I might have had a peek
but Mabel hasn't weathered well she's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind could not have been much grimmer
and things then went from bad to worse when she toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet a couple of minutes later
She put her teeth back in and cried "I am a dominator !!"
Now if you knew our Mabel you'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction for the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like, and stood on her left NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out my God what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out "Step on the other one"!!
Well readers I can't tell no more about what occurred that day
Suffice to say my jet black hair turned fifty shades of grey!!!!!