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Old 9th July 2015, 19:01   #1
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I've just watched an Eastern European woman really taking her time hoovering the office. I believe she's a Slovac..
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Old 9th July 2015, 20:17   #2
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Took a few moments, but I got there!!
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Old 9th July 2015, 21:01   #3
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Old 9th July 2015, 22:31   #4
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I've just watched an Eastern European woman really taking her time hoovering the office. I believe she's a Slovac..
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Old 10th July 2015, 09:34   #5
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These types of joke makes you sweep!
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Old 10th July 2015, 09:49   #6
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We'll just brush that remark under the carpet.
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Old 10th July 2015, 12:22   #7
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Can you Tellus that one again please?!
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Old 12th July 2015, 05:03   #8
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Old 12th July 2015, 05:34   #9
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Did it work?
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Old 12th July 2015, 09:11   #10
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Did it work?
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Very effective, although I found it noisy and messy, a great start to the day.
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