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Old 8th March 2019, 13:37   #111
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And it's round one for the Punjabi champion, Box Singh, and the challenger from China, Fi Ting!
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Old 9th March 2019, 01:56   #112
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Who’s your favourite actor? One of my favourites is Harrisingh Ford.
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Old 28th January 2020, 23:37   #113
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Did you hear about the punjabi who didn’t turn up for work?
He threw a sikhi
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Old 29th January 2020, 21:18   #114
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Did you hear about the delivery driver who was arrested for stealing an indian takeaway?

Police say it was Korma.
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Old 29th January 2020, 21:25   #115
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Did you hear about the punjabi who didn’t turn up for work?
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That's a good one!
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Old 30th January 2020, 08:39   #116
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That's a good one!
I actually pinched the term from the program about the Sikhs on Tuesday Rick.
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Old 30th January 2020, 09:13   #117
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There used to be two blokes who sang at the local karaoke - Gurdup and his brother Standup to Singh.
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Old 5th February 2020, 03:30   #118
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Very amusingh.
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There was a corner shop featured on tv the other week, Singhsbury’s It’s true, as Sainsbury’s weren’t happy about it and were trying to get a court order to make them change it.
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What do you find in a Punjabi children’s playground? Singhs and roundabouts.
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