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12th September 2019, 07:48 | #1 |
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A real woman
A real woman is a man's best friend
She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible................... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... No wait.......sorry, I'm thinking of whisky. It's whisky that does all that
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This is my second home
Small....Far away Join Date: Feb 2010
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18th September 2019, 12:15 | #3 | |
I really should get out more.......
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