bird's !!!!!!

[Simon W]

Originally Posted by Keith

Never going to buy another black car ever ever again absolutely hate the colour now even considering getting rid of the car for another colour.

I have actualy taken a liking to Silver!

Silver? Now you're talking Keith!

[Simon W]

Originally Posted by K T

Yeah, we live on the coast and seagulls are a real pain in the butt.
Washed and polished the 75 on Sunday afternoon and by 5pm that
imaginary 'herd of elephants' had sh*t all over the roof, back window and boot lid.
This herd of elephants, was in fact, one lone seagull. How do they manage to stay airborne, carrying all this ballast

What you want is an 88mm Flak gun. That'll sort the perishers out.