The Mathematician

Number 6 · 12th February 2022, 11:42

A professor of mathematics sent a fax
to his wife. It read: "Dear wife,
You must realize that you are 54
years old and I have certain needs
which you are no longer able to satisfy.
I am otherwise happy with you as a wife,
and I sincerely hope you will not be
hurt or offended to learn that by the
time you receive this letter,
I will be at the Grand Hotel with my
18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll
be home before midnight. - Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel,
there was a faxed letter waiting
for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years
old, and by the time you receive this,
I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with
the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the
brilliant mathematician that you are,
you can easily appreciate the fact that
18 goes into 54 a lot more times than
54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."

12th February 2022, 11:42	#1
Number 6 This is my second home Rover 75 tourer Club CD/Limo Tints Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Meneac Posts: 6,759 Thanks: 5,007 Thanked 1,609 Times in 869 Posts	The Mathematician A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband" When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up." __________________ ] "I started out with nothing, and Ive still got most of it left!"