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Old 17th March 2022, 11:12   #1
Mike Noc
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Bruce got fed up with hearing Sheila moaning about the number of flies in the house. Ok he said I'll sort it, where's the fly swatter?

After a couple of seconds swatting he said he had killed two male flies and three female flies.

"How can you tell the difference between male and female flies?" she asked.

"Easy," he replied, "two were in me beer and the other three were on me wallet!"
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