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Old 11th February 2022, 16:52   #1
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Default Sex Insurance

You can now get sex insurance in the UK so
make sure you get correct insurance for the
sex you are having.

Please find a list of
companies below catering for most tastes :

Sex with your wife - Legal and General.

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.

Sex with your partner - Standard Life.

Sex with someone different - Go Compare.

Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.

Sex on the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.

Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union.

Sex with your maid - Employers Liability.

Sex with an OAP - Saga

Sex resulting in pregnancy - General Accident

Sex with animals - National Farmers Union.

Sex with a monk - Abbey Life

Sex with Navy Officers- Admiral Group.

AND FINALLY,

Sex with a transvestite - Confused. Com

Make sure you are adequately covered !!
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