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Old 13th April 2022, 16:21   #1
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Late one night a woman phones the police and says she can hear 2 burglars downstairs in her house:

The woman on the line says. "Sorry dear, but we have no cars in the area we're all busy, just sit quietly and someone will get to you as soon as they can."

The woman puts the phone down and rings back a minute later and says. "It's ok, no rush now I've shot the burglars.

Within a minute there's 6 cop cars outside her house and the police helicopter flying above, the police storm the house and catch the burglars.

Whilst taking them out 1 copper says. "I thought you said you had shot them?"

To which the woman replied. "And I thought you were all busy!"
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Old 13th April 2022, 18:28   #2
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Late one night a woman phones the police and says she can hear 2 burglars downstairs in her house:

The woman on the line says. "Sorry dear, but we have no cars in the area we're all busy, just sit quietly and someone will get to you as soon as they can."

The woman puts the phone down and rings back a minute later and says. "It's ok, no rush now I've shot the burglars.

Within a minute there's 6 cop cars outside her house and the police helicopter flying above, the police storm the house and catch the burglars.

Whilst taking them out 1 copper says. "I thought you said you had shot them?"

To which the woman replied. "And I thought you were all busy!"
Oh Dear, They do say the old ones are the best ones,
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Old 13th April 2022, 19:35   #3
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Oh Dear, They do say the old ones are the best ones,
…………………. and I should know!!!!!!!
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Old 13th April 2022, 21:50   #4
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Old 14th April 2022, 16:49   #5
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