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Old 8th June 2022, 18:42   #1
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Cool The police.

I've just had two police officers at my front door.

They asked me the following questions:

"Are you familiar with the letters HB?"

I said. "No i'm not."

"How about LS?"

"No."

"What about JD?"

I said. "Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?"

They said. "No we're just carrying out some initial enquiries!"
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Old 13th June 2022, 19:56   #2
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I was going to go on a cruise, but that ship has sailed. M.
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Old 22nd June 2022, 21:17   #3
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