Up on the roof

[FLYING BANANA]

Two Roofers, Bob and Dan, were putting a new roof on a barn when a bundle of shingles slid down the slope and knocked the ladder over:

Bob and Dan decided since it was early they would continue working because someone would surely come around by quitting time.

It was nearing 5pm and they hadn't seen hide nor hair of anyone. So, they walked around the roof a few times and finally decided there was only one way down. On the West side of the barn was a big manure pile.

Bob said. "It's the only way down. I will go first." Bob jumped.
Dan heard the squishy landing and yelled. "Hey Bob! How deep did you go?"

Bob yelled back. "I went to my ankles Dan, come on JUMP!"
Dan jumped and went clear up to his neck in manure.

He said to Bob. "I thought when you jumped you went up to your ankles?"

Bob replied. "I did, but I landed head first!"