Fishy

FLYING BANANA · 13th August 2020, 19:46

One day God calls down to Noah and says:

"Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark."

Noah replies. "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you're the governor."

God interrupts. "Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other."

"20 DECKS!" Screams Noah. "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"

"Yep, that's right, well, sort of right. This time I want you to fill it up with fish." God answers.

"Fish?" Queries Noah.

"Yep, fish, well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp wall to wall, floor to ceiling Carp."

Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me get this right, you want a New Ark?"
"Check."

"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?"
"Check?"

"And you want it full of Carp?”
"Check."

Why?” Asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether....

"I Dunno." Says God. "I just fancied a Multi Storey Carp Ark.” 😂😂

Beena wild · 14th August 2020, 07:42

you had me right up to the end....good one

HarryM1BYT · 14th August 2020, 09:55

Me too, too, too

13th August 2020, 19:46	#1
FLYING BANANA Moderator/Club Shop MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Rattler Farm Posts: 22,565 Thanks: 9,270 Thanked 15,645 Times in 6,806 Posts	Fishy One day God calls down to Noah and says: "Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark." Noah replies. "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you're the governor." God interrupts. "Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other." "20 DECKS!" Screams Noah. "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?" "Yep, that's right, well, sort of right. This time I want you to fill it up with fish." God answers. "Fish?" Queries Noah. "Yep, fish, well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp wall to wall, floor to ceiling Carp." Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me get this right, you want a New Ark?" "Check." "With 20 decks, one on top of the other?" "Check?" "And you want it full of Carp?” "Check." Why?” Asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether.... "I Dunno." Says God. "I just fancied a Multi Storey Carp Ark.” 😂😂 __________________ 233,431. That’s our second meet done, no.3 next weekend. onen hag oll

14th August 2020, 09:55	#3
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14th August 2020, 07:42	#2
Beena wild Loves to post MG ZT190+ 2.5 2002 Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Dublin Posts: 466 Thanks: 33 Thanked 55 Times in 50 Posts	you had me right up to the end....good one