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75 Contemporary SE Mk II 2004 Man. Sal. CDTi 135ps, FBH on red diesel, WinCE6 DD Join Date: May 2010
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The butler
A rich couple was going out for the evening and the lady of the house decided to give the butler, James, the night off. She said they would be home very late and he should just enjoy his evening.
As it turned out, the wife did not have a good time at the party, so she came home early. She walked into the house and eyed James sitting alone in the dining room. She called for him to follow her. She led him to the master bedroom. She closed the door, looked at him and said, "James, take off my dress.” He did so, carefully. "James, take off my stockings and garter.” He silently obeyed her. "James, remove my bra and panties.” The tension mounted as James complied. Finally, she looked at him and said, ‟James, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you are fired!”
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Harry How To's and items I offer for free, or just to cover the cost of my expenses... http://www.the75andztclub.co.uk/foru...40#post1764540 Fix a poor handbrake; DIY ABS diagnostic unit; Loan of the spanner needed to change the CDT belts; free OBD diagnostics +MAF; Correct Bosch MAF cheap; DVB-T install in an ex-hi-line system; DD install with a HK amp; FBH servicing. I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money. |
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