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Old 18th April 2019, 14:09   #1
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Thumbs up Stars in their eyes

A man called Simon goes on Stars in their Eyes & Mathew Kelly notices he's in a wheelchair.
Mathew asks "What happened?"
"I was in a car crash with my uncle. He died & I had to have my legs amputated. But they saved my uncle's legs & grafted them onto me. in 6 months time I'll be able to walk again"
"That's amazing!" says Mathew, "Who are you going to be for us tonight then?"
"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be................................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ................................Simon and half uncle"
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