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Old 10th May 2019, 21:01   #1
Dorset Bob
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Default Who's got the best pub?

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman boasting about how good their local pubs were.

The Englishman told them that, at his local, for every 2 pints he is given one for free.

The Scotsman said that was nothing as, in his local, every other drink is free.

The Irishman bettered them all and boasted that in his pub, all of the drinks were free and at the end of the evening you went upstairs for free sex.

That is too good to be true, said the Englishman and the Scotsman, who didn’t believe him.

It is true, said the Irishman.
That happened to my sister.
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