The Chill Out Zone - Page 11188

Lancpudn · 11th July 2016, 09:07

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Originally Posted by reworht

Morning all - a wet miserable one here at the moment. I'm off for a haircut shortly, it seems to have grown like crazy in the past few weeks - must be all the rainwater that it's absorbed in Cornwall. Mind you, the circular smooth bit right on top doesn't seem to have grown any new shoots

My caravan advert in Autotrader has attracted the usual nutters:-

Can I pull it with a Vauxhall Corsa 1.2 petrol?
Will you accept - "about half the advertised price"
I haven't got a car yet, and nowhere to keep a caravan - but could you deliver to Hemel Hemstead for me?

LOL Yeah the Corsa is well known for it's towing capabilities. Some people just haven't got the foggiest idea.

mininuts · 11th July 2016, 09:07

Good morning all.
Bright and breezy here this morning, looks like the sun may make an appearance

I'm out delivering prescriptions this afternoon/evening so, let's hope the rain holds off

That was a good weekend of sport for GB. Well done Lewis and Andy

Did anybody watch any of the wheelchair tennis at Wimbledon, absolutely fantastic

Leyland Worldmaster · 11th July 2016, 09:36

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Originally Posted by reworht

Morning all - a wet miserable one here at the moment. I'm off for a haircut shortly, it seems to have grown like crazy in the past few weeks - must be all the rainwater that it's absorbed in Cornwall. Mind you, the circular smooth bit right on top doesn't seem to have grown any new shoots

My caravan advert in Autotrader has attracted the usual nutters:-

Can I pull it with a Vauxhall Corsa 1.2 petrol?
Will you accept - "about half the advertised price"
I haven't got a car yet, and nowhere to keep a caravan - but could you deliver to Hemel Hemstead for me?

Not quite Rod... I've got a couple of questions: Does it have an auxiliary heater? Can it be towed by a 1987 model Leyland Royal Tiger Doyen- with Gold Crown specification?

Leyland Worldmaster · 11th July 2016, 09:37

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Originally Posted by FLYER

lol.

Dont you just love punters ..

Yes, best question I've had: Is the next bus stop further along the road?

reworht · 11th July 2016, 09:43

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Originally Posted by Leyland Worldmaster

Not quite Rod... I've got a couple of questions: Does it have an auxiliary heater? Can it be towed by a 1987 model Leyland Royal Tiger Doyen- with Gold Crown specification?

YES - to both

Gas or mains electric fire, with blown air to under seat vents - and we carry a seperate electric fan heater too.
It only weighs 1450kgs so I suspect your 1987 model Leyland Royal Tiger Doyen- with Gold Crown specification wouldn't have a problem.

FLYER · 11th July 2016, 09:46

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Originally Posted by Leyland Worldmaster

Yes, best question I've had: Is the next bus stop further along the road?

Dont start me on what punters come away with .

My best one was the guy who told me it was none of my business where he was going .

Yes he actually said that .

reworht · 11th July 2016, 09:52

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Originally Posted by coolcat

I hope you said 'yes' to all those questions Rod

Absolutely - to be honest, the lady from Hemel Hempstead sounded more like she came from Mars

FLYER · 11th July 2016, 09:52

My two regular stupid comments are .

Punter gets in and says Queen Street .
I say (station ?).

They say of course .

I say .
You do know there is a Queen street !.

They say oh is there .

I say yes the station is there.

.

Punters get in and ask for Grand Central station which as we all know is in New York.

I say do you mean Central Station ?.

They say of course !!.

.

Punters ....

Brain dead.

FLYER · 11th July 2016, 09:56

Tosh phone.....

FLYER · 11th July 2016, 09:57

There is a passenger i pick up most weeks and have for many years.

She chats away and knows me well.

Yet everytime i reach her street she says " turn right here"

.

I must have conveyed her home about two or three hundred times .

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mininuts This is my second home Cooper S 210 Join Date: May 2012 Location: Port William Posts: 5,309 Thanks: 5,098 Thanked 2,406 Times in 1,631 Posts	Good morning all. Bright and breezy here this morning, looks like the sun may make an appearance I'm out delivering prescriptions this afternoon/evening so, let's hope the rain holds off That was a good weekend of sport for GB. Well done Lewis and Andy Did anybody watch any of the wheelchair tennis at Wimbledon, absolutely fantastic __________________ *Paul* 2016 MINI Cooper S 210 : 2000 Rover 75 CDT Classic SE : 2009 Freelander 2 GS : 2000 Mini Cooper Sport : 1986 Mini Mayfair : 1980 Mini Pickup : 1971 Mini Cooper S

11th July 2016, 09:52	#111878
FLYER Banned rover75 cdti AUTO TOURER 160 bhp. Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Glasgow Posts: 35,346 Thanks: 2,985 Thanked 3,685 Times in 2,463 Posts	My two regular stupid comments are . Punter gets in and says Queen Street . I say (station ?). They say of course . I say . You do know there is a Queen street !. They say oh is there . I say yes the station is there.. Punters get in and ask for Grand Central station which as we all know is in New York. I say do you mean Central Station ?. They say of course !!. . Punters .... Brain dead.

11th July 2016, 09:56	#111879
FLYER Banned rover75 cdti AUTO TOURER 160 bhp. Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Glasgow Posts: 35,346 Thanks: 2,985 Thanked 3,685 Times in 2,463 Posts	Tosh phone..... Last edited by FLYER; 11th July 2016 at 09:59..

11th July 2016, 09:57	#111880
FLYER Banned rover75 cdti AUTO TOURER 160 bhp. Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Glasgow Posts: 35,346 Thanks: 2,985 Thanked 3,685 Times in 2,463 Posts	There is a passenger i pick up most weeks and have for many years. She chats away and knows me well. Yet everytime i reach her street she says " turn right here". I must have conveyed her home about two or three hundred times .