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Old 18th March 2018, 14:06   #1
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What do you call a Punjabi on a tight rope?



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This vehicle was the 50,481st 75 to run off the production line, out of 112,381
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Old 18th March 2018, 14:09   #2
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What do you call a lost Punjabi.....Missingh 😂
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Old 18th March 2018, 14:11   #3
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What so you call Rav when he's got road rage......Crossingh 😂😂😂
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Born Monday, 16th June 2003 @ 14:30:35
This vehicle was the 9,196th ZT to run off the production line, out of 18,894
This vehicle was the 576th ZT 180 + to be made out of 828
This vehicle was the 871st ZT in XPower Grey (code: LEF) to be made out of 3,143 XPower Grey ZTs
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Old 18th March 2018, 14:11   #4
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What do you call a Punjabi break dancer?



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Rover 75 2.0 CDT Connoisseur SE 116 (160 remap)
Royal Blue (JFM)

This vehicle was the 50,481st 75 to run off the production line, out of 112,381
This vehicle was the 2,238th 75 CDT Connoisseur SE to be made out of 3,775
This vehicle was the 5,002nd 75 in Royal Blue (code: JFM) to be made out of 14,420 Royal Blue 75s
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Old 18th March 2018, 14:14   #5
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What’s a Punjabi at the beach?



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Rover 75 2.0 CDT Connoisseur SE 116 (160 remap)
Royal Blue (JFM)

This vehicle was the 50,481st 75 to run off the production line, out of 112,381
This vehicle was the 2,238th 75 CDT Connoisseur SE to be made out of 3,775
This vehicle was the 5,002nd 75 in Royal Blue (code: JFM) to be made out of 14,420 Royal Blue 75s
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Old 18th March 2018, 14:25   #6
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What's a punjabi on a day off?


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Old 18th March 2018, 14:41   #7
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Nice one, Rick.
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Rover 75 2.0 CDT Connoisseur SE 116 (160 remap)
Royal Blue (JFM)

This vehicle was the 50,481st 75 to run off the production line, out of 112,381
This vehicle was the 2,238th 75 CDT Connoisseur SE to be made out of 3,775
This vehicle was the 5,002nd 75 in Royal Blue (code: JFM) to be made out of 14,420 Royal Blue 75s
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Old 18th March 2018, 15:05   #8
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What do you call a Punjabi snowan.......freezzsingh
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This vehicle was the 9,196th ZT to run off the production line, out of 18,894
This vehicle was the 576th ZT 180 + to be made out of 828
This vehicle was the 871st ZT in XPower Grey (code: LEF) to be made out of 3,143 XPower Grey ZTs
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Old 18th March 2018, 15:22   #9
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You need to work on your spelling...
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First name and forum name: Ravinder

Rover 75 2.0 CDT Connoisseur SE 116 (160 remap)
Royal Blue (JFM)

This vehicle was the 50,481st 75 to run off the production line, out of 112,381
This vehicle was the 2,238th 75 CDT Connoisseur SE to be made out of 3,775
This vehicle was the 5,002nd 75 in Royal Blue (code: JFM) to be made out of 14,420 Royal Blue 75s
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Old 18th March 2018, 17:54   #10
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Loved all these! But just think of my daughter and son-in-law, when choosing names for their children:

Their surname is Ing.......

And of course each of their daughters is always missing!
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